The Ulfian (The Art of Ulf): What Are The Ten Most Sexually Active Countries?

Monday, December 5, 2011

What Are The Ten Most Sexually Active Countries?

If you listen to the religious right in America you would think that Americans are having sex 24/7. Actually the United States does not make the list of the ten most sexually active countries. Nor does Sweden, Denmark or The Royal Kingdom of the Netherlands which most would expect to be on the list? And believe it or not, the play "No Sex Please, We Are British" doesn't hold up on this list!

So who does make it? Here are the top ten countries and the number of times their citizens have sex a year!

1. France (137)

2. Greece (133)

3. Serbia (131)

4. Hungary (131)

5. Macedonia (129)

6. Bulgaria (128)

7. Czech Republic (125)

8. Croatia (120)

9. United Kingdom (119)

10. Iceland (119)
Okay Goddammit, I knew you bitches ain't been puttin' out enough, come on, where's your national pride?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Trust me, I would be doing my part if I weren't unemployed and living with my parents! Talk to me in 3 months and maybe I can work on getting us back on the map, lol.

-Gregorio; December 5, 2011 at 9:27 PM
CowboyDenver said...: Thanks for the travel tips!!; December 6, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Ulf Raynor said...: LOL, Dammit Cowboy, ya just about made me blow my beer thru my nose.
I say we take Gregorio and invade Europe for a fun filled winter frolicking threesome of total debauchery.
Someone in this country needs to represent the insatiable American libido and it might as well be us.
But I'm warning ya, if you two fall behind, I ain't waitin' for ya.; December 6, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Really? No African countries made the list. Please.; November 2, 2012 at 1:42 PM