Okay, So We Had An Earthquake

At about 1:55PM this afternoon, I'm sitting at my desk, in my office at work when one of the secretaries came rushing in: "Did you hear, we just had an earthquake?"
I looked up, saw the frightened look on her face and simply asked: "Is the coffee pot okay?
With the most dumbfound look on her face, she responded: "No"
My eye's dropped to the mound of reports in front of me before stating: "Then whats your problem?"
End of discussion.
Truthfully, didn't feel a thing.