SNL Skit Has Rick Santorum In A Gay Bar; Ron Paul In A Garage

Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachmann's stuck poll numbers leave them effectively out of a GOP debate.

Marriot TV's Yet Another GOP Debate on the NBC comedy skit show Saturday Night Live was recorded live from “Conference Room 5 in the Cedar Falls Marriott” hotel.

The GOP candidates were arranged according to poll rankings, putting Gingrich and Bachmann in a broom closet, Paul in the hotel's parking garage and Santorum in a gay bar in San Francisco's Castro District.

In the room with the moderator were front-runners Herman Cain, Mitt Romney and Rick Perry, who had to face a wall.

Cain, whose 9-9-9 economic plan has rocketed him to “flavor of the week,” explained that he had other “catchy unworkable solutions to complicated problems,” including his 3-3-3 healthcare plan: “Every time you get sick, you get 3 pills, 3 days off and 3 chicken noodle soups.”

Santorum, known as the field's most outspoken opponent of gay rights, is seen cowering in the gay bar sandwiched between men wearing tank tops and tight-fitting t-shirts, while Paul shoots his way out of an attempted kidnapping.