Easter, Christmas and all the other holidays have come early for you pork-loving whores, because you no longer have to get your dick and bacon fix by dipping your peen of choice into the glass jar of bacon grease you keep under the kitchen cabinet before you lick it. J & D Foods, the makers of the April Fool's joke-turned actual thing Bacon Lube, have once again brought pork into porking by selling bacon-flavored condoms. This Sunday, skip the Honey Baked Ham and suck on some bacon-flavored wang instead.
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