Sunday, March 31, 2013

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ArchBishop Timothy Dolan:Gay couples are only ‘entitled to friendship’, not sex

 Speaking on ABC’s This Week, the Cardinal made the claims on behalf of the Catholic Church in response to the Supreme Court’s taking up of two cases around equal marriage bans in the US.
Host George Stephanopoulos asked Dolan about his opinion on gay Catholics within the Church.
He said: “Many gay and lesbian Americans gay and lesbian Catholics, they feel unwelcome in the Church. And what do you say as a minister, as a pastor – to a gay couple that comes to you and say, ‘We love God. We love the Church. But we also love each other, and we –– want to raise a family in faith.’ What do you say to them?”
Timothy Dolan replied that gay couples were “entitled to friendship”, but went on to say that sexual relationships should be reserved for opposite-sex couples only, in the eyes of the church.
The Cardinal responded: “Well, the first thing I’d say to them is, ‘I love you, too. And God loves you. And you are made in God’s image and likeness. And – and we – we want your happiness. But – and you’re entitled to friendship.’
“But we also know that God has told us that the way to happiness, that – especially when it comes to sexual love – that is intended only for a man and woman in marriage, where children can come about naturally. We gotta be – we gotta do better to see that our defense of marriage is not reduced to an attack on gay people. And I admit, we haven’t been too good at that.”
Dolan’s claims came at the end of a week of heavy media coverage around two days of hearings on equal marriage at the US Supreme Court.

Last year, an official affiliated with the New York Roman Catholic archdiocese, quit the junior board of Catholic Charities over a heterosexuals-only policy implemented by the church for homeless people.
The resignation came after Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who heads the largest archdiocese in the US, failed to respond to a “call for help” for homeless youths who are not heterosexual.
We feel your *love* Tim, sadly, it's the same old bullshit it was yesterday and the day before on and so on.
Truth is, the catholic church only responds to the clink of coin in it's coffers and I for one ain't buying what your sellin'

North Korean aggression caused by God because of ‘gay marriage and gay scouts’

From Pink News:
The President of the US Southern Baptist Convention has claimed same-sex marriage is the cause of recent North Korean threats to the United States.
Fred Luter told a US radio station that there is a link between the North Korean threats to launch a nuclear strike against the US and the Supreme Court’s recent hearings on the issue of same-sex marriage.
Warning listeners that he's “not that strong in prophecy”, Mr Luter went on to make a prophecy, of a divine connection between the war mongering of Kim Jong Un’s government and both the Supreme Court and the debate over gays in the Boy Scouts.
“At the time when we are debating same-sex marriage, at a time when we are debating whether or not we should have gays leading the Boy Scout movement,” Mr Luter said: “I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that we have a mad man in Asia who is saying some of the things that he’s saying”

He added: “The last time a nation did that [allowed same-sex marriage] they were destroyed, Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed. I just see things getting consistently worse in America because of our decisions that we’ve made to just get farther and farther away from God and God’s word.”
The radio programme’s host, Rick Wiles earlier said that the US is being “transformed into a socialist, homosexual, anti-God, anti-biblical morality cesspool” and will commit “national suicide” if the Supreme Court rules in favour of same-sex marriage. He also called on Christians to stop paying taxes ” until this craziness stops.”
Yesterday, Caitlin Hayden, a spokeswoman for the US National Security Council dismissed North Korea’s recent aggressive statements. She said: “We would also note that North Korea has a long history of bellicose rhetoric and threats, and today’s announcement follows that familiar pattern.”
North Korea says that it does not discriminate against LGBT people although it rejects parts of ‘gay culture’. An official document released by the government sponsored Korean Friendship Association says : “DPRK (The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) recognises that many individuals are born with homosexuality as a genetic trait and treats them with due respect. Homosexuals in the DPRK have never been subject to repression, as in many capitalist regimes around the world. However, North Koreans also place a lot of emphasis on social harmony and morals. Therefore, the DPRK rejects many characteristics of the popular gay culture in the West, which many perceive to embrace consumerism, classism and promiscuity.”
How come no one told me God has destroyed Canada, The Netherlands, Spain, Norway and Sweden?
One would think these events would have, at least, been a little news worthy. 

Saturday, March 30, 2013

The Face Of Bigotry

Dr Benjamin Carson, a neurosurgeon with Johns Hopkins University and a conservative speaker, has come under fire for comments made on Fox News comparing gay people to a pedophilia advocacy group, as well as to bestiality.
On Tuesday Dr Carson appeared on Fox News, and told the show’s host, Sean Hannity: “My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association), be they people who believe in bestiality–it doesn’t matter what they are–they don’t get to change the definition.”
The remark sparked outrage due to the apparent comparison of same-sex marriage to pedophilia and bestiality.
Students at Johns Hopkins University, where Dr Carson is scheduled to give a commencement address, arranged a petition for him to be pulled from the role.
The Health and Human Rights Student Group wrote: “We retain the highest respect for Dr. Carson’s achievements and value his right to publicly voice political views. Nevertheless, we feel that these expressed values are incongruous with the values of Johns Hopkins and deeply offensive to a large proportion of our student body.”
Dr Carson told MSNBC News that he would consider pulling from the commencement address: “This is [the students'] day and the last thing I would want to do is rain on their parade.”
He went on to defend himself against allegations of anti-gay speech, saying that when he referred to gay people, NAMBLA, and bestiality: “I wasn’t equating those things, I don’t think they’re equal. If you ask me for an apple and I give you an orange you would say, that’s not an orange. And I say, that’s a banana. And that’s not an apple either. Or a peach, that’s not an apple, either. It doesn’t mean that I’m equating the banana and the orange and the peach. In the same way I’m not equating those things.”
My response to that drivel...then why make the analogy on national TV if it wasn't what you really meant to do, unless of course, your inherently stupid (something I doubt since he's a neurosurgeon) or he carefully chose his words to be as inflammatory as possible too get his message of intolerance across.
Your a bigot Dr. Carson, no matter how else you'd like to paint it.

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Friday, March 29, 2013


Disobedience Will Not Be Tolerated

John Stewart Rips Into Conservative Judges

Just in time for Easter....Bacon-Flavored Condoms!

Easter, Christmas and all the other holidays have come early for you pork-loving whores, because you no longer have to get your dick and bacon fix by dipping your peen of choice into the glass jar of bacon grease you keep under the kitchen cabinet before you lick it. J & D Foods, the makers of the April Fool's joke-turned actual thing Bacon Lube, have once again brought pork into porking by selling bacon-flavored condoms. This Sunday, skip the Honey Baked Ham and suck on some bacon-flavored wang instead.

How my Marriage was Destroyed by the Homosexual Agenda

 - a really very truly honest testimonial
by Eve Angelico

Once, I was a happy woman.
I was a mother. I had two wonderful children who knew how to behave themselves: Constance and Aaron.
I was a wife. My husband, Christian, was a good solid man I could count on.
That was just a few months ago. How could we have known, back then, that our blissful family would soon be torn apart forever by the forces of Satan?
Oh, as I look back on it now, I can see that there were signs, like when Mr. Penderglass down the street started wearing teal, or when attendance at the Boy Scouts pack meeting started going down, or when Father Hanlon, who holds mass down at the All Souls Grace Blessing Rosary of Our Lady of the Aching Lower Back Cathedral started a midnight solo boy's glee club, with rehearsals in room 204 at the Motel Six. At the time, of course, I just thought it was God working in mysterious ways.
If I had to choose one moment when my denial finally started to crumble, it would be the time when I found a smudge of bright red lipstick on the front pocket of Christian's best short-sleeved white wrinkle-free Sunday dress shirt. You see, every night when Christian comes home from work, I greet him at the door with a nice kiss on the cheek. The thing is, I only wear purple shades of lipstick, ranging from a light violet to a medium mauve. A few years ago, the Mary Kay representative on my block let me know, confidentially, that anything outside of this color range would be considered indiscreet, given my complexion. I don't even own any red lipstick. Too much red can give men the wrong idea.
Well, I was pretty upset seeing that red lipstick on my husband's collar. I confronted Christian that very evening, right after I kissed him at the door and brought him his evening glass of beer.
He didn't deny anything. He told me that had spent the afternoon in an alley, french kissing a woman named Tanya he had met in a tavern, after getting drunk on Schlitz malt liquor using money he had withdrawn from our children's college fund.
When I demanded an explanation, he looked at me with a confused expression on his face and asked me, "Haven't you heard that the Supreme Court in Massachusetts has said that it's legal for gay couples to get married?"
Suddenly, everything became clear.
I ran across the living room and fell into the Lazy Boy where Christian was sitting, and threw my arms around him. "Oh, you poor baby," I cried. "You must feel awful! Why didn't you just call me to let me know?"
Christian gazed deeply into my teary eyes. "What's the point of being honest with each other anymore, honey, now that gays can get married in Massachusetts?"
"Do you mean to say..."
"Darling, let's admit it. Our marriage is over."
To hear these words from my husband was a difficult thing. The more I thought about it, though, the more I realized that I just didn't care about him anymore, now that gay people were going to be getting married. The love was gone, thanks to that damn homosexual agenda.
I was about to ask Christian if he would like to experiment with some non-traditional lifestyle choices when I heard the front door opening. It was the kids coming home from school! How would we break it to them?
Aaron set down his backpack to kiss me on the cheek. He was wearing a navy blue blazer with a matching tie, ornamented only with an American flag lapel pin. "Gosh mom," he said as he passed us by on the way to change into his Eagle Scout uniform, "what a long day at school! Still, I know that the Lord wants us to study hard so that we can read the Bible."
As Constance walked into the kitchen, her ankle-length grey flannel skirt brushed up against Christian's wrist, and I saw his cheeks grow red. "Hey, honey," he leaned over to whisper, "Now that we're going to get a divorce, do you mind if I ask Constance to go out with me to the drive-in tonight? I promise I won't go past third base until she's ready."
What the hell, I thought. Sure, she's our daughter, but now that gays are going to be allowed to get marriage licenses in downtown Boston, all concepts of morality are destroyed, and it doesn't really make a difference anymore. I wondered to myself which of my neighbors' houses would be the easiest to break into - I needed a cup of sugar.
Constance turned on the radio in the kitchen to the Christian AM station we always listen to, and that's when our family's fate was finally sealed. The Lord's news update was saying that gay people in San Francisco were being allowed to get married right then and there!
Constance turned around suddenly, with a strange look on her face that I had never seen before. All of a sudden, she started running towards the front door, ripping off her clothes. The last I saw of her, she was skipping down the street, wearing nothing but a flower in her hair, screaming, "I'm sexually promiscuous now! Does anyone want to have some casual sex so that I can get a sexually transmitted disease and then have an abortion?"
Aaron came downstairs with a hurt and confused look on his face. "Golly," he whispered to Christian, "do you think that Constance has been influenced by the 1960s culture of permissiveness?"
Christian frowned and said, "Son, all that you need to know that gay people are getting married in San Francisco."
Immediately, Aaron ripped the merit badges from his uniform and threw them on the floor. "Fucking shit, Mom," he said to me. "I guess I'd better drop out of school and join a gang of juvenile delinquents."
"Okay," I said, feeling all my parental authority melting away, "But try to be home before midnight. We'll be getting Cinemax now, and I'll bet there will be a really sexy and violent movie on after prime time. Maybe we can even illegally record it on our VCR."
Aaron told me to shut up, then burped and walked out the door.
Christian and I sighed. It was hard to say goodbye to him, but I knew the time had come. The homosexual agenda had succeeded in destroying our family, even though we had been happy, secure, and God-fearing just a few hours before.
Who knows what will happen next? I suppose that as the news of gay marriages in San Francisco spreads, everybody in town will be getting divorced.
I'm not sure where I'll end up, of course, but I'm taking my first steps in this new world shaped by homosexuality. I suppose I'll have to become a lesbian now. I've put in a call to the local Lions Club asking if they know about where I can get in touch with a baby-killing satanic cult in our area, and I've cancelled the check I wrote last week to the Christian Coalition.
To think that it all could have been different, if gay people had just left well enough alone and not wanted to get married.