Monday, April 1, 2013

Marc Dylan Comes Out...Sort Of



As you may (or may not) recall, a little over a year ago Marc Dylan did a scene for a site called *BaitBus* with str8 boi Joe Parker.
What wasn't common knowledge, until now, is that Marc (unknown to him at the time) was filmed having sex with Alexis Fox before his shoot with Joe. (they told him they were just getting the lighting right)
Seems Marc and Alexis hit it off pretty good, considering everyone in the known world thinks Marc is 100% gay.


 

For months now, Marc, who up until recently, has done enough gay porn for three men and must, by now, hold the Guiness world record for most porn appearances ever in such a short span of time,
has seemed to back off his gay porn career.
I have learned, from a friend who shall remain nameless, and has dealings with the Baitbus people, that they informed Marc a month ago, that they were going to make the stuff they filmed between him and Alexis public.
It seems, that in the video, Marc admits to being completely str8 and just can't keep his hands (and other body parts) off of Alexis.




I've seen a bootleg copy of this scene and Marc goes at Alexis like a starving man on a juicy steak.
At one point Marc gleefully plants his face between Alexis prodigious mammary glands and exclaims: "How can any red blooded southern boy be gay with somethin' as perfect as these to play with"  
 Alexis goes on to give Marc what he calls: "The best fuckin' blowjob any redneck, pussy lov'in, twat licker, has ever gotten"









At the end of the scene, Marc wraps his arms around Alexis and happily declares:"This is what it's all about, ain't nothin' two guys can do together, can ever compare to a nice pair of tit's and a wet pussy!"
No comment from Mr. Dylan yet, but his absence from the gay porn scene, seems too me to speak volumes.


                                                      BTW, April fools (love ya Marc)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to admit I was getting pissed the more I read this, lol. I am so over gay-4-pay!

-Gregorio

dyn0 said...

YOU BASTARD! Im a dupe..
So being in the business I work with completely straight guys kiss you like they wanna marry you, fuck you like a dog, swallow your load, and then talk about some hot chick hes fucking later..

That was as good as Chelsea Handler announcing her pregnancy APR1

Ulf Raynor said...

Like Marc, I'm a southerner, believe me, the boi is very happily gay!
And yes, I've been called a bastard before, kinda turns me on ;)
I'd do all that to you dyn0 and you'd never have to worry one second about me even mentioning anything female.

Anonymous said...

He is NOT straight. I see him around. Know his friends. He is very very VERY OPENLY gay. And slutty. Leave him alone. He's a douche but he's honest.

Ulf Raynor said...

Are you really this stupid?
Read the whole thing dipshit.

ElSegundo said...

Does he do anything with the chicks in the vids?