Wednesday, January 13, 2016

A Bunch Of Dicks For A Bunch Of Bitches


From Pink News:
Earlier this month, an armed group seized control of the Malheur national wildlife refuge in Oregon – in what they say is a protest against the “tyrannical” government.


The group had appealed to everyday patriotic ‘Mericans to send them supplies for the glorious revolution… but seem upset to have received a bunch of dildos instead.

                                                               
Spokesperson Jon Ritzheimer released a video in which he ranted about the dildo deliveries, adding: “It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. “
You know, good in the world like helping a group of armed thugs take over a nature reserve.
He continued: “Along with that mail we got an abundance of hate mail. It was mind-blowing to me that people would actually spend their money – this box right here, 17 dollars and 90 cents.

“Holding up a flesh-colored dildo, he said: “They spend their money on all this hateful stuff to send out to us and buy this ridiculous stuff.”
 Picking out another gift, he said: “This one was really funny… a bag of dicks.”
“They just spend all their money on hate, hate, hate, hate. We’re not going to be deterred. We’re not going to let all your junk and hate mail sidetrack us.”
 The group has a plan, though: They might start selling their spare dildos on eBay.
According to Gawker, spokesperson Mo Peltier added: “People spending money to send items representing their hate.
“That could have been spent on good things. Or those in need. Or something.
“Billy Gober posted a genius idea, sell it back on ebay.
“So, keep sending stupid s**t, it’s gonna turn a dime for them. Lol Economics!”                                                                                                      

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