Acupuncture can ‘cure’ you of being gay, claims homeopath

We have heard a lot of ridiculous claims about how to ‘cure’ being gay, but this might be the silliest yet. A homeopathy site has claimed homosexuality can be cured by using acupuncture or other forms of ‘treatment’.

The site claims: ‘Many homeopaths have reported seeing this happen to their homosexual patients, that after a treatment for a problem like a headache they reported that their former sexual orientation changed from being homosexual to healthy heterosexual.’
Apparently owned by homeopath Pietro Lusso, the blogpost says the majority believe the ‘misinformation’ that homosexuality ‘is not a perversion or an illness.
‘As history teach us, that misinformation is performed intentionally by people with a secret agenda,’ it says.
‘But it should not be too difficult to understand their motivations…. One motivation could be some kind of coward birth control for the earth population. China is doing this already. War is another kind of population control.
‘And what would be easier to control the grow of a population than to implant the idea that homosexuality is natural and even “cool”.’
It adds that homosexuality is apparently a ‘movement that is sponsored, promoted and pushed by cowardly people who don't have the best interests of humanity’.
Continuing the rant, ‘it’s against God, offends natural order and causes perturbations in the universal Force.’ Clearly all the gay guys have gone over to the dark side, which is just the sort of thing that happens when your life force energy flows from the top, or at least the inside of the upper lip, to the anus, instead of vice-versa, thereby causing a blockage in your first and second chakras.
Apparently, anal sex, drugs and surgical interventions can make it worse.
Never fear, though: help is at hand. James Tyler Kent, the forefather of modern homeopathy, and owner of a magnificent and suspiciously homosexual mustache identified symptoms such as ‘MIND – LOVE, ailments, from disappointed, love-sick, with one of her own sex‘.
He claimed that lesbianism, it seems, could be treated with ‘Calc-p., lach., nat-m., phos., plat., sulph.’ Whatever that might be!
Sadly, this pioneer of such progressive thought died in 1916. But according to the site’s author: ‘Every homeopathic remedy, even acupuncture…[can] alter the sexual orientation, changing it to the healthy state of heterosexual.’
And while there is no pill against homosexuality, ‘homeopathy can be used to cure the trauma which lead to this state and from this point on it should be only the case of a free choice if one is willed to continue with the perversion or if one is willed to change his personality. Praying to God helps a lot!’
Lusso, a homeopath who has been involved in other sites related to homeopath, appears to own the website. Whether this is mainstream homeopath thought or extreme fringe thinking is difficult to tell.
But it’s clear that not every reader is buying it.

As one commenter observed: ‘Beware! Because if homeopathy can cure gayness, who knows? It might even be be used by the Evil Gay Empire to turn the whole world gay.’